Vanity is not a sin, darling.
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
this blog is so dead.

i am masking my face and it BURNS!


Thursday, November 23, 2006
First, the grades then the bowling. Sean, brother, 12, achieved many good things today. The little boy started off really worried and anxious. however, the worry was gone once the numbers revealed themselves. Later that afternoon, the siblings played bowling. The first round was won by Jac. The second and third were won by Sean. Playing without bumper, the lad's accomplicement was thanks to the a little ball magic and a song. Sean used his finger to do some weird movements and the ball changed direction to the middle many times. And the song, it was so catchy that he even sang it at home. It was from the simpsons show and it is how it goes: Oh margy you came and you found me a turkey on my vacation away from workie. Obviously, the origins of the song was westlife Mandy. Anyway Bravo Sean, we will hope he can scale to greater heights


Monday, November 13, 2006
JAC CONVERSATION WITH FRIEND

jac: what colour is your room wall?
friend: white (:
jac: whose wall is white now?
friend: mine! WHAT? who paints their wall green?
jac: my room wall is green! :/
friend: oh, then who paints their wall purple? the colour is so WEIRD!
jac: are you trying to say that my sister's room wall colour is weird?
friend:er, no? oh fine then. nobody paints their room blue anymore! :)
jac: so now you are insulting my brother's room lah!
friend: woah! why your rooms wall colour so queer?
jac: cause white is just too plain!! :D


Sunday, November 12, 2006
Act 1: Classroom Scene
Narrator: Class Primary six. Sitting for PSLE this year. Students, most of them however, not worried or interested.
Bell: Ringgggggggggggggggggg
Teacher: Ok, class recess is over. I have your results for the test you sat for a week ago. Class average, 25. Of a class of 4 pupils, 3 scored 0. If you do simple calculations, which I think most of you will not, 1 person scored 100.
Boy 1: Wahh, so smart, Einstein Kristinssons (kris-tin-sonn-s) baby!
Teacher: no, its Albert Einstein and no, Jimmy’s last name is not Kristinsson, neither is it neutron so don’t bother asking.
Jimmy: I’m also not a baby, and if you’re asking, you are!
(Teacher gives out the paper)
Boy 1: Really, huh, ow paper cut!!!
Jimmy: Told you so
Boy 2: Wahh, both smart and psychic, oh could you teleport like in the movies?
Teacher: ok, ok, Jimmy, could you please pass me a plaster?
(Jimmy gets the plaster and gives it to teacher)
(Teacher put it on the boy)
Teacher: ok Jimmy, you don’t have to stay back on Friday
Jimmy: Sweet!
Teacher: as for the rest of you, retest on Friday, study hard and George stop bribing me please. If you keep giving me $100 per test, by the end of the year, I would have saved up for 3 limos, 5 bungalows and I would be able to have a money bath every hour.
George (Boy 3): is that expensive?
(Teacher looks irritated)
Jimmy: (facing the teacher) I’ll answer this question for you. (Facing George) to us yes, to you or maybe Bill gates and the president of U.S.A. no
Bell: Ringgggggggggggggggggg
Teacher: ok class dismissed!
Class: yeah!
(Running out of the class)
Narrator: Jimmy, as you can see, is your average brain-ne-act (brain-y-act), but things do not usually appear, as it seems. Soon enough, you’ll realize Jimmy isn’t that happy.
(Two weeks later)
Act 2: Classroom scene
Teacher: ok class results for yesterday’s test average; I’m disappointed to say, 11. But I’m happy to say, boy 1 scored 15, boy 2 scored 14, boy 3 scored 13 and jimmy, I’m disappointed with yours, 2.
Class: huh?
Teacher: you couldn’t even get 1=0+1 correct.
Boy 2: then where did his 2 marks come from?
Teacher: oh, the school had a new policy, write your name, date and index number and 2 marks are free for you. Anyway, to help you out for your retest this afternoon, I will be watching you, if you have any questions feel free to ask me. To keep your mind off the failure, I baked you some cookies.
Boy 1: hey, why didn’t you bake me cookies when I had 2.
Boy 2: yeah me too
Boy 3: yeah me three
Teacher: there is not enough cookie dough in the world
Jimmy: I think I need to see the school counselor
Teacher: ok, what can I do for you, Jimmy?
Jimmy: you’re not the school counselor
Teacher: well, I got a promotion for improving the overall class grades, and I am now a school counselor as well. So, what can I do for you?
Jimmy, I’ve been feeling over-pressurized lately. I feel over-pressurized over-burdened, over-stressed, over…
Teacher: ok, I think I get the picture.
Jimmy: any remedies?
Teacher: To get your grades up, yes. to get your spirits up, no. However, I think I know some people who have remedies for that.
Jimmy: who? Is it people I know?
Teacher: Oh, you know them all right. In fact, they’re in this room
Jimmy: please not your talking pens. You gave them to me when I had the flu and you it would cure me but instead, it gave me a headache.
Teacher: this time I’m meant your classmates
Jimmy: classmate! My classmates! They can’t even do 1 times table!
Teacher: actually they scored full marks in that section. Seriously my point is be a kid, have some fun. But not too much fun. Think about it this way, all work and no play make Jimmy a dull boy.
Jimmy: Jack! Make Jack a dull boy, my name is Jimmy, you can’t change proverbs, but I get your point.
Narrator: and so Jimmy played with his classmates and had fun. Eventually his grades when up and they live happily ever after, too bad this isn’t a fairy tale.
Boy 1: Moral 1 all work and no play make anyone a dull person
Boy 2: Moral 2 Pressure can really be annoying
Jimmy: Moral 3 classmates and teachers are always with no matter what

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Thursday, November 09, 2006
HELLO.
this is janice. ALRIGHT! prison break is next.

jamie: barry move your ass.
janice: you want to eat chocolate?
ivan: no.
janice: okay i'll get you one, barry do you want ice cream?
jamie: yeah give him one
barry: dont know want lah
janice: why? eat! you so skinny. i know you didnt eat full during dinner.
jamie: eh! ivan drink leh.
ivan: no i dont want, i got to drive later.
meanwhile janice went to get a slice of japanese cake.
jamie: this cake is not dry one.
barry: sean why are you acting like a cat?
jamie: remote remote. where is the remote?
ivan: i dont know leh. eh wait its here.
jamie: IVAN can you please stop sitting on things.
jac: i want to watch prison break. HELLO! HELLO! channel two! eh jamie! prison break!

we are now watching project runway.
barry is fixing the jigsaw puzzle. sean is watching him fix and helping.

jamie: eh janice, you eat the cake then drink the wine very siok!
ivan: you can drink all you want.
janice said something which i couldnt catch. then ivan replied.
jac:prison break is THE BEST SHOW EVER.

sean is acting like a cat.


Wednesday, November 08, 2006
typed by:jacqu
story given by:janice
information given:sean

a new begining
Another uneventful nov 8! "Number 8", an auspious said by many, while i glanced down on the whiteboard looking at the menu.
Fried fish eyes with sambal and
Vegetable roots with oyster sauce.
"Man, izzit dinner jus great!" I thought to myself as i lay down and looked up upon the triangled shaped roof.
Jamie was trying anxiously to fall asleep to prepare for her insane maths paper tml. Its seems that her exams stress was stirring up a possum behaviour in her.
i know you are not sleeping.stompstompstomp. her insane brother yelled BAD JUJU her hairy sister thinks of garfield everynight and my skinny sister is typing beautiful words.
janice said" A's all the way."
jamie said: fuck off fuck off fuck off! make sure all my animals are all on te chase."
janice: the patient is mad, she is mad! she is coming to get me"
jamie pushed the skinny sister out. while the janice is staring and both of the siblings. the three siblings all went down the stairs and into the kitchen for some midnight snacks. sean is eating wanton mee, janice is drinking diet coke while jac is eating a cigar. sean is talking to himself again and making his own wanton mee. janice burped and now she is opening and closing the fridge. she took out a packet of oreo biscuits and eat it up! jac suggested that we share a tom-yam but janice said that she ate it this afternoon for lunch. jac was devastated but janice just drink another sip of the coke and burped again. again sean is talking to himself, something about the homer simpsons about the movie in progress.
"sean: thats enough of whipping for now....with this arm!"
janice asked if we knew how to spell Anorexics. sean said no.
jac said: "hello? you are talking to me!"
janice laughed. AHH sean's noodles was done. janice said that it smelt good but sean didnt want to share as he was very hungry. sean separated the wanton and the chilli to one side and slurping the noodles LOUDLY. slurp slurp. and again janice burped. janice offered to eat sean's wanton, but sean was afraid that she would eat his noodles. but janice told him that there are still alot of packets in the fridge. janice burped louder this time. janice is talking about why is she hangout with two younger kids who are SO MUCH younger than her. this time janice went over to fridge to find out that there's one packet of noodles left!
"how come only left one packet?" janice is puzzled!
currently they are talking about is sean's stomoach filled more during holidays or during the school days.
sean replied saying" my stomach is more filled during holidays, and becuase the food is nicer and that i get to eat wheneven i want."
we went up to the second floor and janice went to shower and so jac and sean hanged out in janice's room for the night.
sean is playing his gameboy and jac is well typing this FUN story about janice's 8 nov 06. :D.


this is jac! her favourtie sister!
and i created this blog for her!:D
haha THIS IS SO FUN!
WOOT!
janice <3



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